The worst offenders

The following were quoted in print as saying...


Name: Colwell, Brooke
Position: Associate Editor
Quote: "As I sat at my aqua iMac with its translucent black keyboard, I typed briskly with expectant anticipation"


Name: Mejia, Carolyna
Position: staff writer
Quote: "Jesus came once already and it didn't go so well for him so he ain't coming back soon."


Name: Christiansen, Tresea
Position: staff writer
Quote: "Although discrimination is a crime, criminal but true, we are still making more laws for women to be equal"


Name: Carig, Marc
Position: Editor
Quote: "Bricks suffer"